The Detox Buddy707-358-0445
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Formula only · Nothing mailed

Buy the formula. Keep the list.

Seven written formulas. You choose the specimen and the band. You download the ingredient list, then buy those items at a grocery or pharmacy. The same file is yours the next time that band fits.

The price is the file. Store prices for the ingredients are separate. If two bands both sound like your history, call 707-358-0445 before you pay. Need more than one specimen? See the bundles.

Same band, one payment

A pair is urine and blood plus hair, $50 off the two prices. A trio adds the saliva list and is $100 off the three prices. The band is the same on the urine and hair lists. You still keep every file.

What happens when you pay

  1. 01

    You pick one list

    Urine and blood, hair, or saliva on its own. Or a pair or trio at one band, paid once. Each file is yours to keep.

  2. 02

    We fit the water line

    For urine and blood, and for hair, you enter a first name, body weight, and build. The line is half an ounce per pound, plus or minus 8 ounces for build, held between 64 and 128 ounces for the day. Saliva does not ask for weight or build.

  3. 03

    You shop yourself

    The download names ingredients, amounts, and the order to use them. You buy them where you already shop. Nothing is packed or mailed.

A page from the file · example only

Heavy Urine & Blood

UB-H · $349 · Yours to keep

  1. 01 Ingredient names and the amount of each, for a grocery or pharmacy.
  2. 02 The order to use them, and the time between steps.
  3. 03 A water line printed from the weight and build you entered.
  4. 04 What to skip while you follow that list.

This is the shape of the file, not the formula itself. Hair files also say how long each step stays on the scalp. Saliva is one file, with no band.

A mailed kit is used once. This file is not.

A box of bottles is gone when you finish it. You are paying more than that because you keep the list and can use it again for the same band. The brands on the shelf are your choice. The receipt at the store is yours.

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Match the band to how often this has been part of your routine

Standard

Occasional. The shorter list.

Urine & blood $249
Hair $399

Moderate

Regular. The middle list.

Urine & blood $299
Hair $449

Heavy

Heavy or long-running. The full list.

Urine & blood $349
Hair $499

Saliva does not use these bands, and it does not use a water line. It is one formula, $249, the same list for everyone. Where a water line is printed, it is a planning figure for that file, not medical advice, and not a prediction of any test.

The water line, worked out

On a urine, blood, or hair list, 180 pounds and an average build prints 90 ounces, about 11 cups. A broader frame at the same weight prints 98 ounces. A lighter frame prints 82. We do not go under 64 ounces or over 128. Saliva skips this step.

180 lbaverage90 oz

Before you pay

Is a kit mailed?

No. You download the formula and buy the ingredients yourself.

Why does it cost more than a kit?

A mailed kit is used once. This list stays with you, and you can use it again for the same band.

What do I enter?

Urine and blood, and hair: a first name, a body weight from 80 to 450 pounds, and a build. Saliva: a first name only.

Will you tell me a lab result?

No. We are not a clinic or a laboratory. The formula is a written list, not a promise about any test.

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Not sure which band is yours?

Call and say the specimen, and whether this has been occasional, regular, or heavy. We will point you to one list before any money moves.

Call 707-358-0445

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